Fly on the Wall - May 2014

Welcome to a Fly on the Wall group post. Today 12 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. Come on in and buzz around my house.

 

 

Buzz around, see what you think, then click on these links for a peek into some other homes:

http://www.BakingInATornado.com                          Baking In A Tornado

http://www.therowdybaker.com                                  The Rowdy Baker

http://www.justalittlenutty.com/                                Just A Little Nutty

http://themomisodes.com                                          The Momisodes

http://spatulasonparade.blogspot.com/                          Spatulas on Parade

http://thesadderbutwisergirl.com                                   The Sadder But Wiser Girl

http://stacysewsandschools.blogspot.com/                     Stacy Sews and Schools

http://batteredhope.blogspot.com                                   Battered Hope

 http://www.someoneelsesgenius.com                      Someone Else’s Genius

 http://www.menopausalmom.com/                                 Menopausal Mother

http://dinoheromommy.com/                                 Dinosaur Superhero Mommy

http://sorrykidblog.com/                              Sorry kid, your Mom Doesn’t Play Well With Others

CAST OF CHARACTERS :

Me 

The Hubby

Jacob - Oldest son - 20

Joshua - 2nd son - 18

Deanna - Oldest daughter - 17

Cailey - Youngest daughter - 10

Colin - 3rd son - 7

Cloud - cat

Derpy - cat

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Colin - Mommy!!! MOMMY!! I have a foot talent!!!

Apparently  he learned how to shoot his bow with his feet!! And now Cailey can as well! 

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Me to Colin - Do NOT stick your toothbrush to the ceiling!!! It will fall in the floor!

(His toothbrush has a suction cup on the bottom. Luckily I bought 2 packs of 4.)

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Me to Joshua - Do NOT rub your brother's butt in your sister's face!

It might be better if I just didn't explain that one...... 

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Deanna - MOM!!! Joshua said that he's going to put butter on his nipples and rub them on my blanket!!!!

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The Hubby - I don't know what was going on but I just walked in on Joshua lying in the bed going "buh buh buh buh buh" to Derpy.

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Jacob - What are these weird, yellow, corn looking things??

Me - They stick in the ends of the corn on the cob.

Jacob - WHAT?? Why didn't I know this???

Me - Don't ask me, the rest of us have been using them for years!

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The Hubby - I thought I was dying! I just went to take a dump... I thought I was dying! Someone put a pizza crust in the toilet! I thought after all these years of joking, that I really did have a tape worm and managed to kill it!

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Cailey - Boobs are like chest butts.

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Me (while going through the whole plumbing thing) - Ok! Let's all go to Walmart and poop! The family that poops together stays together!

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Deanna - I don't think I can get a bikini this year. I don't want to look like a busted can of biscuits. 

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Me - Well, I just had The Talk with Cailey.

Deanna - Wait... WHAT?? Did she freak?

Me - No, she took it all well.

Deanna - You had the REAL talk with her and she didn't freak?

Me - No, she was fine. She had a few questions but that was it.

Deanna - Whoa!! I thought for sure she would FREAK!!!

Later that day...

Cailey - Mommy, Deanna said that when I start my period that I'll have it for a week and that'll I'll have horrible, awful cramps.

Me - DEANNA!!! Are you trying to make her freak????

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I think that's it, y'all! Well, at least all that I remembered to write down. I'm sure there's more that I forgot!