May 23, 2014

Fly on the Wall - May 2014

Welcome to a Fly on the Wall group post. Today 12 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. Come on in and buzz around my house.
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Buzz around, see what you think, then click on these links for a peek into some other homes:
http://www.BakingInATornado.com                          Baking In A Tornado
http://www.therowdybaker.com                                  The Rowdy Baker
http://www.justalittlenutty.com/                                Just A Little Nutty
http://themomisodes.com                                          The Momisodes
http://spatulasonparade.blogspot.com/                          Spatulas on Parade
http://thesadderbutwisergirl.com                                   The Sadder But Wiser Girl
http://stacysewsandschools.blogspot.com/                     Stacy Sews and Schools
http://batteredhope.blogspot.com                                   Battered Hope
 http://www.someoneelsesgenius.com                      Someone Else’s Genius
 http://www.menopausalmom.com/                                 Menopausal Mother
http://dinoheromommy.com/                                 Dinosaur Superhero Mommy
http://sorrykidblog.com/                              Sorry kid, your Mom Doesn’t Play Well With Others





CAST OF CHARACTERS :

Me 
The Hubby
Jacob - Oldest son - 20
Joshua - 2nd son - 18
Deanna - Oldest daughter - 17
Cailey - Youngest daughter - 10
Colin - 3rd son - 7
Cloud - cat
Derpy - cat

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Colin - Mommy!!! MOMMY!! I have a foot talent!!!

Apparently  he learned how to shoot his bow with his feet!! And now Cailey can as well! 



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Me to Colin - Do NOT stick your toothbrush to the ceiling!!! It will fall in the floor!
(His toothbrush has a suction cup on the bottom. Luckily I bought 2 packs of 4.)


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Me to Joshua - Do NOT rub your brother's butt in your sister's face!

It might be better if I just didn't explain that one...... 


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Deanna - MOM!!! Joshua said that he's going to put butter on his nipples and rub them on my blanket!!!!


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The Hubby - I don't know what was going on but I just walked in on Joshua lying in the bed going "buh buh buh buh buh" to Derpy.



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Jacob - What are these weird, yellow, corn looking things??
Me - They stick in the ends of the corn on the cob.
Jacob - WHAT?? Why didn't I know this???
Me - Don't ask me, the rest of us have been using them for years!


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The Hubby - I thought I was dying! I just went to take a dump... I thought I was dying! Someone put a pizza crust in the toilet! I thought after all these years of joking, that I really did have a tape worm and managed to kill it!


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Cailey - Boobs are like chest butts.



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Me (while going through the whole plumbing thing) - Ok! Let's all go to Walmart and poop! The family that poops together stays together!


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Deanna - I don't think I can get a bikini this year. I don't want to look like a busted can of biscuits. 


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Me - Well, I just had The Talk with Cailey.
Deanna - Wait... WHAT?? Did she freak?
Me - No, she took it all well.
Deanna - You had the REAL talk with her and she didn't freak?
Me - No, she was fine. She had a few questions but that was it.
Deanna - Whoa!! I thought for sure she would FREAK!!!

Later that day...

Cailey - Mommy, Deanna said that when I start my period that I'll have it for a week and that'll I'll have horrible, awful cramps.
Me - DEANNA!!! Are you trying to make her freak????


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I think that's it, y'all! Well, at least all that I remembered to write down. I'm sure there's more that I forgot! 








20 comments:

  1. Love EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE! Now I KNOW you'd fit in just fine with my family!!!

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    1. Thank you!!!!! That is high praise indeed!!! :D

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  2. Your family is so awesomely funny!!
    Boobs are like chest butts!
    *Snickers*
    May you never have to say "Let's all go to Walmart and poop!" again.

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    1. LOL!! Thanks, Meg!!!!! Hoping that never happens again!!!! BLECK!!!

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  3. The talk. Shudders.... For some reason I can openly talk about periods with my kids but I can't with my mom. Weird. Don't feel left out pooping at Wal-Mart, my sons all feel the urge everytime we go. Unfortunately not at the same time....

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    1. I thought it was going to be really awful and awkward but it went very well. SHEW!!!!! I am done in that dept. I told The Hubby he gets to have The Talk with Colin! LOL

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  4. Funny - I can see my kids trying to throw a suction cup toothbrush on the ceiling. Liked the chest butts too!!

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    1. Thanks!!!! Just make sure to buy multiple toothbrushes! LOL

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  5. Toothbrushes stuck in the ceiling and shooting bows with his feet? A family that poops together stays together? You guys are hilarious. I should be a fly on the wall in your house every day, not just once a month!

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    1. LOL! You may not have wanted to a couple of days this month. It sure didn't smell pretty here! ;)

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  6. Your kids are SO inhibited.
    ;-)
    Chest butts. Laughing, but wishing my boobs WERE the size of my butt! If I'm going to look like a busted can of biscuits, it would be nice to be busting out there.

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    1. LOL!!
      Yeah, that would be nice if was the ONLY place... LOL

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  7. Kids. Without them our lives would be boring, as would our blogs... for the most part. Still laughing!

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  8. Yea, I've also had to have The Talk with Girl Child. I'm fairly certain she's going through puberty and that the period is just around the corner....

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    1. HUGS!!!! I am not looking forward to 3 of us on it. I may end up losing my mind completely!

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  9. Loved it..still laughing...
    Chest butts...tooooo funny.. My Callie describes them as fruits and foods.. she is sunny side up eggs.. [she is nearly flat as a flitter,ha]
    Gotta love our kids... they make our house holds full of laughs [and yep -screams too.ha]

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    1. Too funny!! Colin calls them apples! LOL
      I don't know what I would do without them!!!

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  10. OMG these one liners are killers! Butt buttons, butt rub, corn, my side hurts now!
    Dawn
    Spatulas On Parade

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    1. Thanks, Dawn!!! My family certainly keeps things interesting! LOL

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